ursulatheseabitchh:

Dyed my hair! !

Also absolutely no makeup :3

ursulatheseabitchh:

Dyed my hair! !

Also absolutely no makeup :3

ashtonkisses:

5sos fans who were asleep will be wakin up in a few hours like

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walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

hermione + text posts

wttjs:

THE NEON JUNGLE PLAYLIST ON 8TRACKS IS HERE!

INCLUDES :
ALL SONGS FROM THEIR DEBUT ALBUM ‘WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’
ALL COVERS
ALL ACOUSTICS
ENJOY!

wttjs:

THE NEON JUNGLE PLAYLIST ON 8TRACKS IS HERE!

INCLUDES :

  • ALL SONGS FROM THEIR DEBUT ALBUM ‘WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’
  • ALL COVERS
  • ALL ACOUSTICS

ENJOY!

fuckneonjungle noooooooo that’s awful i don’t ever want to see that, i stopped any kind of celebrations on my birthdays when i got to high school bc i was terrified of that happening, goddamnit liam why do you hand out your whole heart like this

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

"

— Rachel Wiley (via koopa-queen)

wait what does that mean “no one came to liam’s 16th” i haven’t heard this story did he just not have a party or did he invite people and no one came?

gameofthronesdaily:

Actress Natalie Dormer attends the ‘Game Of Thrones’ third season premiere at the Palafox cinema on June 4, 2013 in Madrid, Spain.

gameofthronesdaily:

Actress Natalie Dormer attends the ‘Game Of Thrones’ third season premiere at the Palafox cinema on June 4, 2013 in Madrid, Spain.

beyoncepatronus:

oh my god do you think my mum’s seen this

she hadn’t

oh my god do you think my mum’s seen this

me

me

I JUST GOT HOME

WHATS THIS ABOUT CALUMS DICK

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