if ur reading this ur a cutie u might think I’m lying bc I don’t know who u r so how do I know ur a cutie but actually I’m drunk so I think everyone’s a cutie see ur a cutie hey cutie

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Apr 20 4






I could legit read gryles rn that’s how drunk I am

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Apr 20 0






cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of taylor swift

THIS ORIGINALLY SAID BEYONCE I REBLOGGED IT STRAIGHT FROM THE MAKER WHO THE FUCK CHANGED IT

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Apr 20 148003
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THE ONLY TIME THE MESSAGING WORKS ON THE TUMBLR APP IS WHEN I’M DRUNK AND HITTING ON STRAIGHT GIRLS. AMAZING.

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Apr 20 4






don’t listen to anything I say I was getting eaten out an hour ago I want to light a candle but it would probably set my breath alight

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Apr 20 4






I don’t blame soldiers they sign up bc they’re told they’re “defending their homeland” and it’s a steady job they can support their family with I blame the governments who send them to places where they’re not needed

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Apr 20 2






stupidstagram:

cianatic:

stupidstagram:

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

it’s so fucking funny especially when it’s not your country that has been completely decimated by a war fought for oil yeah hilarious

Afghanistan is environmentally a desert area! Lets not take the fun out of everything god fucking damn it.

afganistan is a mountianous country in a dry part of the world actually which experiences various extremes of climate and weather. winters in certain parts of the country can be very cold and snowy while the summers are very hot and dry, much like america. there’s a wet season that runs from the middle of the winter until early spring. 

some parts of the country is very dry all year round which means that those parts can be classified within the desert or desert steppe climate classification such as in the lowland deserts of the southwest but the mountains of afghanistan can see snow from october through april depending on the elevation 

so while, yes, areas of afganistan can be classified as ‘a desert area’ it doesn’t give an american solider the right to say all afganistan is, is ‘fucking dirt’ i appreciate and thank the troops for all they do and while i can think the joke he made is funny on a certain level, the armed forces have completely decimated, like i said, whole areas of the country for what? for oil, i’m not putting that on the troops but i am putting it on big business in america, a war zone isn’t a place to make jokes especially when whole entire families and livelihoods and lineages have been wiped out for no good reason besides an oil pipeline that has to pass through the region to give us cheaper oil. 

why were we even in afganistan in the first place? bc that’s where osama bin laden was from? nope he was from saudi arabia along with most of the hijackers who committed the terror attacks on 9/11 

so please, tell me again how i’m ‘taking the fun out of everything’ when people have been dying for 10+ years at the hands of our government for no real reason at all 

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Apr 20 514186






you know when you’re sober enough to know you’ll regret something but drunk enough to do it anyway?

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Apr 20 1






daughter-of-terror:

I’ve always wondered what exactly Voldemort and the Death Eaters did to Florean Fortescue. Why was he so important that they felt the need to kidnap him? Were they perhaps so evil that they didn’t even want people to have ice cream anymore? Or did they just want all the ice cream for themselves?

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Apr 20 984
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listen zayn’s the hottest but Harry’s making all the money that’s what you gotta go for keep zayn as your side ho that’s just what you gotta do

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Apr 20 12






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Apr 20 14589






I just made my bed while drunk #yourfavecouldnever

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Apr 20 6






zarry needs too fuck people are talking in this room about comas and death and sleep and I’m just thinking about zayn fucking harry I’m not evenn present I’m not even on this planet

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Apr 19 1






vitaminbey:

2000yr:

Moist Arias from Hannah Montana is 20 now

Didn’t someone say they spotted her and Harry making out? Like with the way Harry’s hair is are they sure it wasn’t these two…….

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Apr 19 2244






Umma watch you & I timorrow me star nearly done data xoasrrty sorry why do I say me why am I Niall horan why autocorrect capital niall

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